What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:27
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
share office space ...
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is one thing you've learned from life?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Still no good